SomAmeone's got it in for me, thBey're planting stories in the prEess
WhAmoever it is I wish they'd cut it out but wBhen they will I can only gEuess
They sC#may I shot a maG#mn named Gray and toF#mok his wife to IEtaly
SC#mhe inherited a mG#million bucks and wF#mhen she died it caEme to me
I can't heG#mlp it if I'm luAcky
IEdiot wind, blAowing every time you move your mEouth
BloAwing down the backroads headin'souBth
IEdiot wind, blowAing every time you move your tEeeth
You're an idiot baAbe, it's a wonBder that you still know how to brEeathe