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GOoh I got a busted wing and a hornet sting
Like an out of tune guitaCr F C F C F C G/B
AmOoh she got Hercules G/Bon herC side
And Diana in her eyeGs
GSome men like the Chinese life
Some men kneel and praCy F C F C F C G/B
AmOoh well I like women G/Band I Clike wine
And I've always liked it that waGy
FAlwaC/Eys likG/Ded it thaCt wayG
DI can't dig it,G the way she tease
DThat old tough man routineG up her sleeve
CLiving and loving, Dkissing and hugging
EmLiving and loving with a Ccat named GHercules
A Fcat C/Enamed HG/DerculeCs G
GOh and it hurts like hell to see my gal
Messing with a muscle boCy F C F C F C G/B
AmNo superman gonna ruin G/Bmy plaCns
Playing with my toysG
GRich man sweating in a sauna bath
Poor boy scrubbing in a tuCb F C F C F C G/B
AmMe, I stay gritty up G/Bto my Cears
GWashing in a bucket of mud
FWashing C/Ein a bG/Ducket oCf muGd