Oh, Cpotatoes and molasses
FIf you want some, oh, just ask us
They're Gwarm and Fsoft
like Gpuppies and Fsocks
GFilled with cream and candy rocks
Oh, Cpotatoes and molasses
They're Fso much sweeter than Algebra class
If you're Gstomach is Fgrumblin'
And your Gmouth starts Fmumblin'
GThere's only only one thing to keep your brain from crumblin'
Oh, Cpotatoes and molasses
FIf you can't see 'em put on your glasses
They're Gshiny and Flarge like a Gfisherman's Fbarge
GYou know you eat enough when you start seeing stars
Oh, Cpotatoes and molasses
FIt's the only thing left on your task list
They're Gshort and Fstout,
They'll make Geveryone Fshout
For Gpotatoes
and CmolassesC7
For Gpotatoes and......