Intro :G D F
"GGood God! Don't Jump!"
AG boy sat on the ledge
And old man who had faCinted was reviGved
And eFveryone agreed 'twould be a miGracle indG7eed
If the Cboy survived
"SaCve the life of my chiDmld!"
Cried the desperate motCher G D F
TGhe woman from the supermarket
RGan to call the cops
"He must be high on soCmething" soGmeone said
TGhought it never made the New CYork Times
IGn the Daily News the caption reCad
"CSave the life of my chDmild!"
Cried the desperate motCher G D F
AG patrol car passing by
HGalted to a stop
Said officer MacCDougal in dismGay
"The fGorce can't do a decCent job
'Cause the kiGds got no respect
For the law toCday" (and blah blah blah)
"CSave the life of my chDmild!"
Cried the desperate moCther
"Oh what's becoming of the chiDm7ldren?"
PeDmople asking each otherC
WGhen darkness fell excitement kissed the crowd
AGnd it made them wild
In an atmosphere of frCeaky holidaGy
WGhen the spotlight hit the boy
TGhe crowd began to cheer
HCe flew away
"FOh my Grace I got no hiCding place"
"FOh my Grace I got no hiCding place"