IFt was so nice throwing big parties
JFump into the pool from the balcony
EFveryone swimming in a champagne sea Bb(whooooo)
AFnd there are no rules when you show up here
BFass beat rattling the chandelier
FFeeling so Gatsby for that whole yearBb
So wGmhy'd you have to rain on my pCarade?
I'm shaking my hGmead I'm locking the gCates
This is why we can't have nFice tDmhings dBbar-liCng
BFecause you break them
I Dmhad to take them aBbwaayayayay
TChis is why we can't have nFice tDmhings hBbo-neyC
DFid you think I wouldn't hear aDmll the things you said about mBbeeEeEeeEeEe?
C -stop
IFt was so nice being friends again
TFhere I was giving you a second chance
BFut then you stabbed in the back while shaking my handBb
AFnd therein lies the issue
FFriends don't try to trick you
GFet you on the phone and mind-twist you
AFnd so I took an axe to a mended fence
But I'm nGmot the only friend you've lost lateCly
If oGmnly you weren't so sChady
This is why we can't have nFice tDmhings dBbar-liCng
BFecause you break them
I Dmhad to take them aBbwaayayayay
TChis is why we can't have nFice tDmhings hBbo-neyC
DFid you think I wouldn't hear aDmll the things you said about mBbeeEeEeeEeEe?
TChis is why we can't have-
HFere's a toast to my real friends
TBbhey don't care about that hCe-said-she-said
AFnd here's to my baby
HBbe ain't reading what they cCall me lately
AFnd here's to my momma
HBbad to listen to aCll this drama
And hFere's to yDmou
** CausBbe forgiveness is a nice thing tCo do
This is why we can't have nFice tDmhings dBbar-liCng (darling)
BFecause you break them
I Dmhad to take them aBbway
TChis is why we can't have nFice (ah-ah) tDmhings(oh-no) hBbon(baby)-nCey
DFid you think I wouldn't hear aDmll the things you said about mBbeeeee?
TChis is why we can't have nFice tDmhings dBbar-liCng
BFecause you break them
I Dmhad to take them aBbnd here's to my baby
TChis is why we can't have nFice tDmhings dBbar-liCng
DFid you think I wouldn't hear aDmll the things you said about meeBbeee?
TChis is why we can't have
nFice things.