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GI read the Bmnews today, oh bEmoy, aCbout a lEmucky man who maAmde the grade Cmaj7
GAnd thought the Bmnews were rather Emsad, Cwell I justF had to laughEm E
CI saw the Fphotograph Em Cmaj7
GHe blew his mBmind out in a Emcar, Che didn'tEm notice that tAmhe lights had changCmaj7ed
GA crowd of Bmpeople stood and Emstared,C they'd seen hiFs face before
EmNobody was really sure ifE he was from the House of LCords
GI saw a Bmfilm today, ohEm boy,C the englandEm army had justAm won the war Cmaj7
GA crowd of pBmeople turned awEmay, bCut I just Fhad to look
EmHaving rEead the bCook
I'd love toBm turn ..G. you ... oEn ...
EWake up, fell out of bed, dragged a combed across my hDead
Found my waEy downstairs and draF#m7nked a cup, and loEoking up I noF#m7ticed I was late
EGrabbed my coat, and grabbed my hat, made the bus in seconds flDat
Found my waEy upstairs and haF#m7d a smoke, and somEebody spoke and I went F#m7into a dream
CAhhhhh... G D A AhhChhh...G D A
GI read the Bmnews today, ohEm boy,C four thousand Emholes in Blackburn AmLacanshire Cmaj7
GAnd though the Bmholes were ratherEm small,C they had to Fcount them all
EmNow they know how many holes it taEkes to fill the Albert CHall
I'd love toBm turn ..G. you ... onE ...