Intro :B B A G F E E7 D D7
AI am he asA/G you are he as
CYou are me andD we are all AtogetheA/Gr.
CSee how they run like pigs from a gun,
See Dhow they fly, I'mA crying.
ASitting on a cornflake,A/G (200210)
FWaiting for theG van tAo come.A/G
FCorporation T-shirt stupid bloody Tuesday,
B7Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the Ceggman, they are theD eggmen,
I am the Ewalrus, Goo goo g'joob.
AMr. CityA/G policeman sittinCg pretty littDle policemen iAn a row.A/G
CSee how they fly like Lucy in the Sky,
See Dhow they run, I'mA crying.
I'm D(sus4)cry - - ing, I'm Acrying, I'Em cry - -D - ing.
AYellow matter custard,A/G (200210)
FDripping from aG dead dog'As eyA/Ge.
FCrabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
B7Boy, you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down.
I am the Ceggman, they are theD eggmen,
I am the Ewalrus, Goo goo g'joob.
Instrumental :B A G F E
BSitting in anA EnglisGh garden, waitiFng for Ethe sun.
If the sun don't B7come, you get a tan
I am the Ceggman, they are theD eggmen,
I am the Ewalrus, Goo goo g'joob.
DGoo goo goo g'joob.
AExpert texpertA/G choking smokers,
CDon't you think theD joker laughs aAt you ?
(Ha ha ha !A/G Hee hee hee ! Ha ha ha !)
CSee how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See Dhow they snied, I'mA crying.
ASemolina pilchard,A/G (200210)
FClimbing up theG EiffeAl ToweA/Gr.
FElementary penguin singing Hare Krishna,
B7Man, you should have seen them
I am the Ceggman, they are theD eggmen,
I am the Ewalrus, Goo goo g'joob,
DGoo goo goo g'joob,
CGoo goo g'joob,
Goo goo goo g'joob, Bgoo.
AJoob-G joobF- jooEb JoDob-a,C joobB-a, etc. (répéter)