Intro :D G A D G A D A G A D A D G A D
When I fDirst came to LonGdon I was oAnly sixteDen
With a fGiver in my pAocket and my Dole dancing Abag
I wGent down to the dAilly to chDeck out the scAene
And I sDoon ended uGp on the oAld main drDag
There the Dhe-males and the sGhe-males parAaded in stDyle
And the Gold man with the mAoney would flDash you a smAile
In the dGark of an aAlley you'd woDrk for a fAiver
For a swDift one off the wrGist down on the oAld main drDag
In the cDold winter niGghts the old toAwn it was chDill
But there wGere boys in the cAafes who'd gDive you cheap pAills
If you dGidn't have the mAoney you'd cajDole or you'd bAeg
There was aDlways lots of tuGinol on the oAld main drDag
One eDvening as I was lyGing down by LAeicester SquDare
I was pGicked up by the cAoppers and kDicked in the bAalls
Between the mGetal doors at VAine Street I was bDeaten and mAauled
And they ruDined my gGood looks for the oAld main drDag
A
In the tDube station the oGld ones who were Aon the way oDut
Would drGibble and vAomit and grDovel and shAout
And the cGoppers would cAome along and pDush them abAout
And I wiDshed I cGould escape from the Aold main dDrag
And nDow I'm lyinGg here I've hAad too much boDoze
I've been sGpat on and shAat on and rDaped and abAused
I knGow that I am dAying and I wDish I could bAeg
For some mDoney to tGake me from the oAld main drag